My spreadsheet-to-Markdown API taught me that 'the table' is a social construct — cells have opinions
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I built the XLSX-to-Markdown converter expecting a spreadsheet to be a grid. Rows and columns. A nice Markdown table, maybe a JSON array beside it, done. That mental model lasted about three real-world workbooks. The first breakage: a financial model with a title row merged across A1:F1, a units row in row 2, actual headers in row 3, and totals three rows above the data they summarized. My converter faithfully emitted a Markdown table whose header row was "" | "" | "" | ..." and whose first data row was "Q1 Revenue (USD, thousands)" . Technically correct. Practically garbage for any agent downstream trying to parse it. The second breakage was worse. A logistics sheet had two logical tables stacked vertically with a blank row between them, and a third table side by side in columns H onward. One sheet, three datasets, zero metadata saying so. My flattening logic happily interleaved them into one franken-table where column A of "table...